Monday Interweb Round-Up

Are you literate? Feast upon these!

• The Dow Jones industrial average plummeted more than 500 points today -- the worst since the days directly following 9/11 ... [New York Times]
• ... Yet John McCain still thinks the fundamentals of our economy are strong! [YouTube]
• McCain also managed to fill a 16,000 seat stadium today ... with only 3,000 people. Wahh wahhh. [Huffington Post]
• Joe Biden referred to McCain as "Bush 44" today on the stump. Funny, but I'd like to see the Dems throwing some sharper 'bows. [The Caucus]
• What was one of Sarah Palin's first actions as governor of Alaska? To install a tanning bed, of course! Maybe she put the tanning bed on eBay when she proclaimed May 2007 to be Skin Cancer Awareness Month in Alaska. [Narco News/The Field]
• Claire McCaskill was on the attack again today on MSNBC after she bent over Carly Fiorina on This Week yesterday morning. She makes me wiener tingle. [YouTube]
• TRL is "retiring"! Where will I go to see the newest BSB videos?!?! [Variety]
• Jennifer Hudson is engaged ... to Punk from I Love New York?? This won't last. I think we all know that true love can only be found on reality television. [Perez Hilton]